Douglas Adams’ character “Wonko The Sane” from the Hitchhiker’s guide to the galaxy does not seem so far-fetched after all.

In the book, Wonko builds the Asylum: an inside-out house where the brick is on the ‘inside’ and the wallpaper on the ‘outside’. He explains that the world has finally gone totally mad, so he has built the Asylum to put it in until it got better.

I have just attempted to buy a new mobile phone from the Orange shop. I was told that I needed to bring two forms of identification, for example a bill and a credit card. Thinking that it would make life easier, I picked up my Orange mobile phone bill from my existing phone. it has my account number, my phone number and my address on it.

Apparently, they don’t accept their own phone bill as proof of identity.

Apparenlty this is because I could print one off myself.

Apparently I could bring in any other bill, even though I can print that off for myself as well.

This is preposterous, as they would not be able to do any background check based on that bill because of the Data Protection Act. However, given my Orange bill, they have all my information, and I would be happy to answer any questions based on that account to them in order to prove who I am.

They did ask if I had my driving licence on me.

Of course I don’t! It’s not a legal requirement to carry your driving licence, and I don’t carry it because I don’t want to lose it.

Looking through my wallet, I was seeing how many ways I could prove my identity. I currently have:

  • Debit Card
  • Tesco Clubcard
  • Sainsbury’s Nectar Card
  • WHSmith Clubcard
  • Boots Advantage Card
  • Blood Donor Card
  • Library Card
  • RAC Membership Card
  • Gym Membership Card
  • Blockbuster Video Card
  • Game Reward Card
  • National Insurance Numbercard

Despite an alarming number of ‘loyalty’ cards, there is precious little that prove my identity - they all have my name on them, and to each individual company, I could prove who I was to them by answering a few questions.

I’m dead against the introduction of identity cards, but I wonder how much the government is paying Orange to make it increasingly awkward to prove your identity so that when they force Identity cards upon us it will seem like the solution to the problem.

However, it is still daft that a company like Orange will happily accept a bill from another company, but not one of their own as proof of my address.

I am a big fan of the “Podiobook” (although not of the term “Podiobook”!) 7th Son. I discovered it by accident when looking for new podcasts, and this is a story involving conspiricy, cloning and intrigue. As good as, if not better than any Dan Brown novel.

The Author left a tantilising spoiler at the end of the most recent episode: 20. Saying that not all of the heroes make it through the first novel, inviting people to speculate on who would die. Despite the chapter ending with the priest being in the most danger, I believe that it will be the soldier, as his loss would have the greatest dramatic effect.

We’ll wait and see… in the meantime, why not click on the banner above, and download 7th Son for yourself… go on, you know you want to!